Whatever you are, please go away.
I do not enjoy the headaches, or the cough, or the stuffy nose.
I especially do not enjoy coughing up blood.
Thanks for getting my friends sick (not).
And you make me look silly with my bright red nose.
Everyone keeps looking at me because I'm wearing sweats on campus (I don't know why BYU students feel the need to be dressed up all the time).
And I can't believe I paid money for the doctor to tell me you were just a cold (I still think your a sinus infection).
I have way too much to do and I don't have time for you right now.
So, if you could just leave me alone so I can get back to my life, it would be awesome.